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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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