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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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