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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

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It thought he tasted funny.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

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It felt releaved.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

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They both have 50 states.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

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She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

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An undercover cop.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

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A son that never sets.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

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A heard mentality.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

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Because they were nuts.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

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Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What's going on here?

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The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

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Because they were all lyres.

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Are robots brave?

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Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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