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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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