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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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