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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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