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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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