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Shane Ronay
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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Akiva Lane
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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