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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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