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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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