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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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