Pictures:

What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

2779

When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

774

Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

3193

What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

172

What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

2627

How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

1351

What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

1584

What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

2682

Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

2523

What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

125

How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

323

When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

2715