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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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