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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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