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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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