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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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