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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Akiva Lane
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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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