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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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