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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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