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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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