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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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A dessert island.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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