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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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