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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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