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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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