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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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