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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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