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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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