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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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