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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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