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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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