What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?
What do you call a place where crows drink beer?
How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?
How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?
What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?
What kind of point is not sharp?
What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?
What are the odds that this man will slim down?
How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?
What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?
