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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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