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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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