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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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