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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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