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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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