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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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