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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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