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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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