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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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