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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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