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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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