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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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