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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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