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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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