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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Akiva Lane
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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Akiva Lane
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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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