Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?
Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?
What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?
Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?
What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?
What can you take when you are dirty?
Why was the carpet depressed?
Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?
What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?
How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?
