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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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