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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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