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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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