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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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