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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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