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Shane Ronay
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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is KO the opposite of OK?

When we're not feeling OK, we feel Knocked Out.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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