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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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