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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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