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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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