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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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