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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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