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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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