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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Akiva Lane
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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Akiva Lane
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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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