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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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