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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Shane Ronay
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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Akiva Lane
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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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