Pictures:

What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

1043

What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

2525

How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

541

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

1487

Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

2310

Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

2110

Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

1142

Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

2418

Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

2297

What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

144

What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

940