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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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