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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Akiva Lane
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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Miriam Lane
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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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