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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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