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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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