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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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