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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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It's a lap top.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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