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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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