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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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