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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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