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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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