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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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