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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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