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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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