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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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