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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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