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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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Akiva Lane
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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Akiva Lane
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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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