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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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