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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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