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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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