Pictures:

A photo of synthesis.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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