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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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