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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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