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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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