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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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