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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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