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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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