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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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