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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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