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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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