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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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