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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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