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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Shane Ronay
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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Akiva Lane
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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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