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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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