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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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