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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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