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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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