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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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