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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Akiva Lane
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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Akiva Lane
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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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