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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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