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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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