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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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