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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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