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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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