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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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