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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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