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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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