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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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