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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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