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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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