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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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