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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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