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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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