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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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