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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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