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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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