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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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