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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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