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Akiva Lane
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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Akiva Lane
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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Akiva Lane
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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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