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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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