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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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