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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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