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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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