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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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