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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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