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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Shane Ronay
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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Akiva Lane
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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Akiva Lane
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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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