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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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