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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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