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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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