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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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