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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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