Pictures:

What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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