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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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