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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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