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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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