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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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