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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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