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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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