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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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A son of a gun.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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