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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Akiva Lane
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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Shane Ronay
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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Akiva Lane
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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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