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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Akiva Lane
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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Akiva Lane
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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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