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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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