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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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