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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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