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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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