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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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