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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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