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Akiva Lane
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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Shane Ronay
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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Akiva Lane
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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Shane Ronay
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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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