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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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