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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Akiva Lane
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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Akiva Lane
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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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