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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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