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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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