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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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