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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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It escapes me.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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