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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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