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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Akiva Lane
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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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