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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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