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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Akiva Lane
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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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