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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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