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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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