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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Akiva Lane
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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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