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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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