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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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