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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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