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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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