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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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