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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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