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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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