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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Akiva Lane
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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Akiva Lane
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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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