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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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