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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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