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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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