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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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