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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane
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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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